If the phrase Weve selected your return for further review makes your eye twitch, youre not alone. Meet the IRS Auditor Dammit Doll, your tax-season punching bag, paperwork panic button, and bureaucratic rage companion, all in one hilariously beige package.

Styled with classic auditor flair: glasses, an unblinking stare, sensible shoes, and the overall vibe of someone who definitely takes their stapler home at night. This stress relief doll is ready to take the heat when the government comes knocking. She\'s got a belt full of office supplies, posture like an overdue deadline, and the emotional warmth of a 1099.

Whether youre buried in receipts, facing another round of self-employment taxes, or just spiraling after being put on hold with the IRS (again), this soft-bodied doll is here to help you channel your panic into something productive... or at least less destructive.

Inside is the classic Dammit Doll poem, stitched right onto the front, giving you full permission to grab it by the legs and whack it on the nearest surface until your cortisol levels drop below audit threshold. Its safer than snapping a pencil in half. Again.

Perfect for office coworkers, CPAs with a sense of humor, overwhelmed small business owners, or anyone navigating the hellscape of tax forms and itemized deductions. Its a great funny gift for accountants, a novelty desk toy, and a stress relief gag that hits way too close to home.

Keep it in your desk drawer during Q1. Toss it across the kitchen during TurboTax season. Gift it to your friend who still files an extension every year. Because sometimes, the only way to deal with the system... is to throw it.